Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Skinny Dipping

Emailed to me from one of my brothers:

Skinny Dipping

An elderly man in Florida had owned
a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back.

It was properly shaped for swimming,
so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some orange,
and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided
to go down to the pond, as he hadn't
been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to
bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices
shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a
bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond

He made the women aware of
his presence and they all went to
the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him,
"we're not coming out of this pond
until you leave."

The old man frowned, "I didn't
come down here to watch you
ladies swim naked, or to make
you get out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said:
"I'm just here to feed the alligator."

Some old men can still think fast.

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