Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Title Fight: Round Four

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Friday, June 26, 2009

Darth Moo

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Sunday, June 14, 2009

Inovation in engineering a firetruck

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighters helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look.

"That sure is a nice fire truck,"' the firefighter said with admiration.

"Thanks," the girl replied.

The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar AND to the cat's testicles.

"Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."

The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren"

Credit is due my younger brother, Marc. He sent it to me in an email. Thanks bro'.

Title Fight: Round 3

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This is a fun story. check it out.
Scott Sigler
Matt F'n Wallace
Variant Frequencies

Saturday, June 13, 2009


1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's Round Table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated in an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head."

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, "Keep off the Grass."

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

20. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

21 A backward poet writes inverse.

22. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

24. Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!

thank you, Randy, these were hysterical

Jersey Saga: Kraken's Quest Finale, part 2

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that is all, for now...

Friday, June 12, 2009

DasNebel Bitstrip

Looks very familiar, chica... heehee

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Monday, June 8, 2009

Krakens Quest Finale, part 1

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Sunday, June 7, 2009


How cool would it be to go to CHINA!! I received an invite to be a part of a Mathematics Education Delegation to China. (whoa....) It is part of the People to People Citizen Ambassador Programs. The goal is to share teaching experiences/ideas/techniques. I am so excited about this invitation. Would be a blast to go and I could take wifey with me (she would love it and wants to go, too). The only thing we have to consider is the cost. It would cover most the expenses involved (travel, meals, hotels, etc.) but it is a heavy chunk of change.

Will blog more as things develop.

Thoughts and comments welcomed.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

JUNE 9th

Ya, not one of my more brilliant moments.


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Spoke with Pictures

The Girl Who Spoke With Pictures

A story of an awesome girl and how she and her family have dealt with her autism.

I started following SpokeWithPics on twitter (don't remember who actually followed who first). Have found out some very remarkable things about Kim. And Eileen (Kim's mom) has some wicked recipes.

And no, oprahell&stupidchick, her autism was NOT caused by immunizations.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009


here's the link
Evil Laugh Contest

Gain Immortality (and an iPod Touch)

*Ahem*Ahem* (just clearing my throat, can't have that cough getting in the way again)


Guardians by kimidreams @ Tale Chasing

One episode is out and it's a good one.

way to go Kimi, looking forward to more.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Mur Lafferty's Heaven Series

Kate and Daniel find themselves dead and in Heaven

Kate and Daniel head off to Hell to find a few Lost Souls

After taking care of things in Heaven and Hell (ok, not really, but they did what they could) Kate and Daniel off to recreate creation(??)

Daniel and Kate wind up in the Wasteland battling for Existence.

The story continues and everything comes to a conclusion, but of Daniel and Kate, what of Heaven and the legions of Hell?

check them all out, they're free. they're on Podiobooks.com. You'll be glad you did.

OH and also check out Playing for Keeps. Super Heroes. Super Villains. 3rd Wave Heroes. (what??) Find out what it means to have super powers and not be able to use them. Check it out, good story and fun, Fun, FUN.