Thursday, December 31, 2009

Oh Happy Day.......

borrowed this from @yerjokingnet on Twitter
Their website

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

My Bitstrip Series

Treed's Headlines Yes, just like Jay Leno’s.

While I was Tweeting …. Responses I got to the inquiry: “What was happening while you tweeted?”

Mr. Reed’s Dictionary Definitions according to, you guessed it, ME!! Actually, funny or odd definitions I have found.

#DMFails A DM in Twitter is a Direct Message, like a Private Message, a DM fail is when it gets posted globally, not to one person, with interesting results, OOPS!

Wisdom of Wifey Title says it all.

Caught on Twitter Odd bits and pieces I catch on Twitter.

Math Man Things that may or may not have happened in my classroom. And in education in general.

Random Stuff. Some of it is about my personal life, some is not. It’s just random bits.

Broken News A sardonic look at today's headlines and life in general. Some of it is funny, some is sarcastic, some is just commentary, but all of it is twisted.

iTweet Responses I received to the inquiry: “I tweet, therefore I …..”

Other Worlds A twisted sardonic silly look into the world of podcasting. I lampoon podcasts and podcasters I follow. I have some bloggers and podcast fans in there as well.

These are my on going series. There are a couple i have not listed for various reasons. Click on any of these to view the series or to get to my profile page click HERE!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Meet Karen

MY SiL stars in one of my bitstrips:

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Two New Broken News reports and a retread

here's the latest

here's the second

Click on the strip, there be typos here.....

here's the one before

Hope ya'll enjoy......

Mana from Heaven

A nun was sitting at a window in her convent one day when she was handed a letter from home. Upon opening it a $10 bill dropped out. She was most pleased at receiving the gift from her home folks, but as she read the letter her attention was distracted by the actions of a shabbily dressed stranger who was leaning against a post in front of the convent.

She couldn't get him off her mind and thinking that he might be in financial difficulties. She took the $10 bill and wrapped it in a piece of paper, on which she had written, "Don't despair, Sister Eulalia." She threw it out of the window to him. He picked it up, read it, looked at her with a puzzled expression, tipped his hat, and went off down the street.

The next day she was in her room saying her prayers when she was told that a man was at her door who insisted on seeing her.

She went down and found the shabbily dressed stranger waiting for her. Without saying a word he handed her a roll of bills. When she asked what the bills were for he replied, "That's the sixty bucks you have coming. Don't Despair paid 5-1."

another email from a friend

God's man

The Reverend Johannes Osiander (1657-1724) of Tubingen, Germany, was
knocked down by a wild boar, had his horse fall on him during a flood, was
shot at by bandits, was buried under an avalanche, was blown into the Rhine
River by a blizzard, was crushed by a fallen tree, was shipwrecked, and even
run over by a ship. He escaped unharmed every time.

Got this in an email from a friend

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Fun for the brain, a punny few jokes

Got these from a friend via email. (yes, this is a disclaimer, but only if you don't laugh)

1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."

2. Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? They called it the herd shot 'round the world.

3. Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.

4. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

5. A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

6. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.

7. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and was standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

8. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

9. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that: Hugh, and only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

10. And finally, there was a man who sent ten different puns to friends, in the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Monday, October 12, 2009

When Cars Have Voice

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